Illuminatea

Despite the fact that I'm now counting the hours until the election is officially over -- election season has been *so long* and so incredibly divisive from all angles -- I'm aware of the fact (and even somewhat excited by the fact) that no matter how it turns out, it'll be one for the history books. The hope, of course, is that it's one for the ...

Man. Just shoot me now, because not only am I about to blog about Miley Cyrus, I'm about to defend her. Yup, that's right. I, as a parent of a girl about to be a teenager, am willing to go on record and defend the already infamous photo shoot which has been characterized as the result of villainous Vanity Fair exploiting a minor to sell ...

Summer is here and school is out, so the kids are looking for more to do. One thing they won't be doing for the next couple of weeks, however, is riding their bikes. You see, some bastard(s) stole their bikes at some point in the last couple of days (we were out most of Friday, so it could have been any time from Friday afternoon until Saturday ...