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We found out today that Alaric has a second set of armpits. No, it's true. You and I would call them ''elbow joints'' but in Alaric's world, they're ''second armpits.'' Bet you didn't know that.

Four 3-day trips in four weeks:Apr 2-4, Orlando, to present 3 hours of sessions at Exchange Connections.Apr 8-10, Denver, to be the main speaker at the Exchange 2007 Unified Messaging Roadshow.Apr 18-20, Anaheim, to be the main speaker at the Exchange 2007 Unified Messaging Roadshow.Apr 23-25, Dallas, to be the main speaker at the Exchange 2007 ...

Chatting with my sister just now and I realized that a lot of my problem with this current chapter is that it deals with the people side of the process. And as you all know, I'm such a dynamite people person, so clearly this is my strength. Not. I also realized that somewhere along the way, I've fallen back into the IMPS (I Make Perfect Shit) ...

So far, this has been an eventful, confusing, and difficult year. It hasn't been all bad, of course, and when it has been good it has usually been pretty good -- but there's been a lot of crap to cope with. On top of the big issues, today I just dealt with one of the smaller, more bittersweet issues. During my time at Premier1, I became the proud ...

It's a Monday. With a vengeance. Work has been better, the car needs $1K+ in repairs soonish, some personal projects have been hit with unfortunate and untimely delays that I really didn't need right now, oh no, and I'm stressed beyond all belief. I really just want to stop coping and have a full-scale meltdown. Preferably in front of the idiot ...

I was asked by our priest if I could provide some quiet background guitar music for my church's Maundy Thursday service. I agreed, and when time came to head down to the church tonight, I decided to walk. It's only ten minutes away by foot and I can always use the exercise. My fingers are sore -- with the practice time yesterday and today, plus ...

I am reliably informed that people without Asperger's Syndrome or some other form of autism will have trouble grokking the inherent rightness of the following statements: Without considering any of the other criteria such as sound quality, archive durability, or storage capabilities, CDs are inherently superior to cassettes because they are ...